Actual listing - a mere 514K

This property needs a lot of work. Property does not have a kitchen. The plumbing and electrical may not work, and my have a sliding issue. Or hillside issue, Property was left if the middle of construction, and probably has lots of issues. Short Sale/Subj to Lender Approval, Short sale price not approved yet. Selling as land value only. This property will probably not qualify for a conventional loan, so you would probably need all cash. Buyers to do there own investigations.

Fred Sanford, Eat Your Heart Out

A junkyard AND recessed lighting. Look closely  - it seems as though hairy armed white guy is running away.

Should I clear out the sink?

No, Roy, when people are about to spend half a mil on a house, they like to see if the kitchen works. Best way to do that is picture it with lots of dirty dishes, an open cupboard and a nice bowl of porridge.

mr peepers

I'm lookin at the man in the mirror. I'm askin him to change his ways. No message is gonna get any clearer... 

500K

Anyone who thinks the bubble has burst, you can suck it.