Thursday, May 14, 2009

Actual listing - a mere 514K

This property needs a lot of work. Property does not have a kitchen. The plumbing and electrical may not work, and my have a sliding issue. Or hillside issue, Property was left if the middle of construction, and probably has lots of issues. Short Sale/Subj to Lender Approval, Short sale price not approved yet. Selling as land value only. This property will probably not qualify for a conventional loan, so you would probably need all cash. Buyers to do there own investigations.

Fred Sanford, Eat Your Heart Out

A junkyard AND recessed lighting. Look closely  - it seems as though hairy armed white guy is running away.

Should I clear out the sink?

No, Roy, when people are about to spend half a mil on a house, they like to see if the kitchen works. Best way to do that is picture it with lots of dirty dishes, an open cupboard and a nice bowl of porridge.

mr peepers

I'm lookin at the man in the mirror. I'm askin him to change his ways. No message is gonna get any clearer... 

Sunday, May 10, 2009


Anyone who thinks the bubble has burst, you can suck it.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I hope the new house has a walkman that I can jam to...

Johnston, put down the headset. I'm takin a picture. We're gonna sell this dump for almost half mil. 

Thursday, April 16, 2009

She's got leeeeeggs!

Who is that damsel in the corner? Great calves. Does she come with the tiger bedspread?

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Monday, March 9, 2009

Friday, February 20, 2009


I looked at the mls for 45 minutes today. This was one of 6 listings featuring pics of living rooms with the TV on. SOMEONE FIND A REALTOR TO EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.

Two Old Biddies and a Cook

I'm kind of speechless on this one.  I guess I hope these awesome pictures are on the kitchen picture smorgasbord.